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This is Lloking to say that women are humorless, or Looking for female opinion make great wits and comedians. And if they did not operate on the humor wavelength, there would be scant point in half killing oneself in the attempt to make them writhe and scream uproariously. Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.

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Men will laugh at almost anything, often precisely because it is—or Looking for female opinion are—extremely stupid. And the wits and comics among them are formidable beyond compare: Though ask yourself, was Dorothy Parker ever really funny?

Greatly daring—or so I thought—I resolved to call up Ms.

Lebowitz and Ms. Ephron to try out my theories. Fran responded: Ephron did not disagree. She did, however, in what I thought was a slightly feline way, accuse me of plagiarizing a rant by Jerry Lewis that said much the same thing. There are more terrible female comedians than there are terrible male comedians, but there are some impressive ladies out there. Most of Looking for female opinion, though, when you come to review the situation, are hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three.

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While Jewish humor, boiling opiniob it is with angst and self-deprecation, is almost masculine by definition.

Probe a little deeper, though, and you will see what Nietzsche meant when he described a witticism as an epitaph on the death of a feeling. Humor is part of the armor-plate with which to resist what is already farcical enough.

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Men have prostate glands, hysterically enough, and these have a tendency to give out, along with their hearts and, it has to be said, their dicks. This is funny only in male company.

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